I'm not funny, but I think I am. So there's that. I'm a DBA, database developer, and taker of worlds. I'm a father of three, which is AT LEAST one too many, and a husband to one, as I'm not crazy enough to think I could handle more than one (nor am I a Mormon). In fact, I often wonder if one it too many... then I realize that I've got to send my kids to somebody else when I need to. I like to play the guitar, and fail at setting up Ubuntu Studio at home to practice with. I play in my church's worship team, and live for Fall Saturdays, when real football is played.